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B League IM Basketball Team Accused of Committing Recruiting Violations

The IMCAA (Intra Mural College Athlete Association) has announced an investigation into the B League Basketball Tournament at Davidson College. An unnamed team reportedly has tried to offer incentives for joining their team in the non-competitive IM league. Between offers of straight cash and ludicrous NIL deals, it appears that the IMCAA has found a …

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How To Tell People Don’t Want To Be Your Friend: A Sequel

Our most loyal Yowl readers will remember last semester’s issue, “A Guide to Conversations,” an article that took me to the depths of my humanity and was, undoubtedly, my most challenging piece as a Yowl correspondent. Well, that work has now been outdone. As a naturally socially stunted person, I tried following my own advice …

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Senior Realizes He Might Finally Be Too Old to Tell People He Could Have Played College Ball if He Hadn’t Torn His ACL

When he first entered college, he was agile, quick, strong, an athletic-god some might say. Fresh out of the end of his high school baseball career, Kevin Chester was ready to move into the world of college. He proudly walked through Chamber’s halls, wearing his high school baseball cap, not afraid to tell anyone about …

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RUSH UPDATES: Freshman Make a Tough Decision on Which Brand of Politically Incorrect Humor Fits With Them 

Let me set the mood; it’s a Thursday night and I sit across from a fraternity member  (we’ll call him Mr. Khakis) concerned about rush. Perhaps he should be more worried about the lifelessness in his eyes after downing 7 beers, but he’s concerned about rush. Yes, for a couple of freshman boys, it’s time …

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Seniors Enjoy Last Semester Before Society Considers Their Drinking Habits Alcoholism

Pregames. Pre-pre-games. Pre-pre-pre-pre-games. However, as the short years of hormone-induced herding grow to an end, seniors have begun their biggest pregame yet- the pregame for adulthood.  “College was supposed to help me figure out what I want to do with my life, but honestly, the only thing it did was teach me that the peach …

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Students around Patterson Court this Weekend Predict to Hear Same 2 Hit Spice Girl/Ke$ha Songs as in 2011

In 1996, the Spice Girls released their debut album Spice, which immediately spawned a worldwide sensation. In the 2000s, Ke$ha released a bunch of crap, but secured her place at the top of any college aux (looking at you SPE). Now this weekend, potential eating house members should get excited to hear “Wannabe,” and “Tik …

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