Who Can Tell At This Point? ‘27
Pros:
- Hot water
- Hot to have your significant other in the bathroom with you
- Sex
- You can also get clean at the same time
- Wet hair is sexy
- If you get thirsty you have a water source right there
- The water is free lube
- You’re not paying the water bill! Well, not directly
- Fun acoustics to play around with
- You both exit with wet hair…tell-tale sign (great, now I don’t have to play the Lonely Island song “I Just Had Sex” for people to know)
Cons:
- Other people might hear you talking and pop by to say hi
- If you’re the significant other visiting that hall then it’s really not your bathroom (stranger danger)
- Potentially very awkward bad-height-differential sex
- You still have to pretend you’re dirty, oh so dirty (but like you really are just trying to loofah and gtf out)
- Pruney fingers are not sexy
- If you get thirsty and drink the water it’s either super hot or you switched it to cold and immediately killed the mood
- It’s very slippery so if you are trying any adventurous positions be careful not to slip accidentally and die
- Those echoes though…am I really that loud?
- You both exit with wet hair…tell-tale sign (yikes, potentially embarrassing)
