The Yowl

My Course Evaluation of Professor S. Staff

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They told me Professor S. Staff didn’t exist, that I had been hoodwinked, duped by the registrar. And I believed them because I was new, ignorant, lost. So, I spent the first month of school in my dorm room, not attending the unattendable four classes with Professor Staff for whichRead More

Student Unwillingly Spends 200 Dining Dollars And Maxes Out Cat Card At Union Café

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On September 18, Susanna Johnson walked away from the Union Café with a little more than she bargained for. Though she entered the eatery with the simple intention of using a meal swipe to purchase a chicken quesadilla and some snacks, Johnson exited the café with what could only beRead More

Campus Prepares To Awaken Green Day Lead Singer When September Ends

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Davidson College is abuzz with activity as it prepares for autumn. Fall festivities include Jack-O-Learning, FlickerFall and the Last Leaf Drag Race. But before we can get to those, we must inaugurate the season with a crowd favorite: the annual attempt to awaken Green Day lead singer Billie Joe ArmstrongRead More

Student Spotlight: Genius Freshman Preemptively Pledges Self

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Davidson prides itself on admitting what it considers to be top-tier performers in every aspect of life. The composition of this year’s freshman class is no exception. When asked in an exclusive interview about the Class of 2019, Dean Schaffer responded, “The administration loves to see the new student bodyRead More

Student Finally Collects All Six Limited Edition Shrek Watches From 2004 Cereal Boxes

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Saturday, September 12, started out a day like any other for Danny Waltham ‘18. He got out of bed, put on his five Shrek-themed digital watches, and headed to the library. But with the night, everything changed. “My only plan that night was to stop by the Union cereal bar,Read More