The Yowl

Campus Prepares To Awaken Green Day Lead Singer When September Ends

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Davidson College is abuzz with activity as it prepares for autumn. Fall festivities include Jack-O-Learning, FlickerFall and the Last Leaf Drag Race. But before we can get to those, we must inaugurate the season with a crowd favorite: the annual attempt to awaken Green Day lead singer Billie Joe ArmstrongRead More

Student Spotlight: Genius Freshman Preemptively Pledges Self

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Davidson prides itself on admitting what it considers to be top-tier performers in every aspect of life. The composition of this year’s freshman class is no exception. When asked in an exclusive interview about the Class of 2019, Dean Schaffer responded, “The administration loves to see the new student bodyRead More

Student Finally Collects All Six Limited Edition Shrek Watches From 2004 Cereal Boxes

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Saturday, September 12, started out a day like any other for Danny Waltham ‘18. He got out of bed, put on his five Shrek-themed digital watches, and headed to the library. But with the night, everything changed. “My only plan that night was to stop by the Union cereal bar,Read More

“Y is a vowel too!” Exclaims Radical Vowel-Awareness Group

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What started with a simple post on Yik Yak soon came to grip the entire campus in a standoff between consonants and vowels—with Y caught somewhere in the middle. At 9:53 a.m. on Tuesday a disgruntled student posted the following yak: “Y is NOT a vowel, smh.” Soon Yik YakRead More