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Decision Davidson LUXury Package to Offer Extravagant Overnight Experience for Prospective Students

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DAVIDSON, NC –– In an astonishing measure described by one official as an effort to “stay ahead of the curve” and “continue to attract the best and brightest,” Davidson College’s Office of Admissions & Financial Aid announced Monday that prospective members of the Class of 2023 will, for the firstRead More

Area Deities: In Landmark Policy Change, April Snow to Bring May’s Sunny Glow this Spring

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THE HEAVENS –– In a momentous declaration relayed to local officials by the messenger spirit Mercurius, the Council of Supreme Deities’ Subcommittee on Wind, Weather, and Worldwide Precipitation Patterns proclaimed that the atmospheric forces that drive Davidson’s climate will no longer be set to their normal setting of ‘April ShowersRead More

RLO to Consider Using Buzzfeed Quizzes To Pair Roommates

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CHAMBERS 3068 –– At last Thursday’s sparsely attended SGA meeting, Davidson’s Residence Life Office announced that it is considering a partnership with Buzzfeed aimed at developing a more effective system for pairing incoming first years with their roommates. Citing problems with the ever-controversial Myers-Briggs test, Area Coordinator Heather Harris explainedRead More

Can You Match These Seniors To the Corresponding Cohort Needed To Complete Their Theses?

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Time for Yowl puzzle of the week. As graduation draws near, seniors turn to Facebook to plea for participates in their concluding acedmic endevours.See if you can match the following seniors to the correct demographic they searched for on the Davidson College 2018-2019 Facebook group page. If you do notRead More

Report: Admissions Office Received Late Surge in Applicants After College’s Twitter Account “Popped Off” with Memes

Report: Admissions Office Received Late Surge in Applicants After College’s Twitter Account “Popped Off” with Memes

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OFFICE OF ADMISSIONS –– “Stunned” was the word Dean of Admissions Christopher Gruber used when asked about the last-minute flurry of emails his office received from current high school seniors in the week after decisions were sent out across the country for Davidson College’s Class of 2023. Current estimates suggestRead More