The Yowl

Sunshine Continues Her Strike Until All of Her Ludicrous Demands Are Met

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As we approach day ten of dreary New England-like weather, the Sun still appears to show no signs of ending her tantrum. “This trouble all started with the darn Super Moon”, reports local astronomer and consultant-to-the-stars, Esmerelda Diamond, “There was a huge fuss about it, hashtags and everything. That causedRead More

Discovered: Davidson’s Own Room of Requirement

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Wilma Longbottom (‘17) was only looking for a bathroom last Sunday when she ran across something much greater. “I’d chugged a few Nantucket Nectars that morning, so I was about to burst with no refuge in sight. Then suddenly a gender-neutral restroom appeared in place of a library carrel. IRead More

My Course Evaluation of Professor S. Staff

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They told me Professor S. Staff didn’t exist, that I had been hoodwinked, duped by the registrar. And I believed them because I was new, ignorant, lost. So, I spent the first month of school in my dorm room, not attending the unattendable four classes with Professor Staff for whichRead More

Student Unwillingly Spends 200 Dining Dollars And Maxes Out Cat Card At Union Café

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On September 18, Susanna Johnson walked away from the Union Café with a little more than she bargained for. Though she entered the eatery with the simple intention of using a meal swipe to purchase a chicken quesadilla and some snacks, Johnson exited the café with what could only beRead More

Campus Prepares To Awaken Green Day Lead Singer When September Ends

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Davidson College is abuzz with activity as it prepares for autumn. Fall festivities include Jack-O-Learning, FlickerFall and the Last Leaf Drag Race. But before we can get to those, we must inaugurate the season with a crowd favorite: the annual attempt to awaken Green Day lead singer Billie Joe ArmstrongRead More