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890 Students Vanish From Campus After Failing to Complete Duo-Authentication

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The Yowl is a satirical supplement to The Davidsonian. Hence, nothing in it should be taken as truth. DAVIDSON, NC –– Law-abiding students were utterly stunned this past Monday upon realizing that their rebellious classmates, who refused to complete Duo Two-Factor Authentication, had suddenly vanished from campus. Current estimates pegRead More

Step Aside, Health Center: Campus Crazed by  Nummit’s New Caffeinated Cure-All, “Therapy”

Step Aside, Health Center: Campus Crazed by Nummit’s New Caffeinated Cure-All, “Therapy”

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SUMMIT OUTPOST –– Davidson students are quite accustomed to seeing the barista specialty drink of the week when they enter Nummit, and while these refreshments are often a little out of the ordinary, a new concoction has hit the scene with a scalding splash. “We’ve always been concerned about studentRead More

John Kasich Announces Interest in Running For Davidson College President in 2020

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DFPH –– This past Monday hundreds of Davidson College students filed into the epicenter of campus life––the Duke Family Performance Hall. Campus had anticipated the talk given by John Kaisich, but many students were confused as to why Kaisich wanted to speak at a small liberal arts college in NorthRead More

Student Finds Self Absolutely Captivated by Impressive Facebook Post Begging for Ride Back to DC

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TOMLINSON HALL –– A cursory nighttime scroll through Facebook this past Tuesday proved to be incredibly eye-opening for Tyler Tallmanall ‘21, who found himself entirely beguiled by a well-crafted post penned by Fred Ryder ‘22, a first-year student in need of a ride home to the Washington, D.C. area forRead More

Introducing “Phew”: A Secret Society for the Commoner

Introducing “Phew”: A Secret Society for the Commoner

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Editor’s Note: If you didn’t know, Davidson has two secret societies—Phi and Eu. Don’t worry, we’re not in them either (or are we?) (we’re actually not) (wink wink). But now you get where Phew comes from? Cool beans. FROM THE DESK OF THE EDITORS-IN-CHIEF Today we at The Yowl officiallyRead More