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School To Fund Multimillion Dollar Cleanup of Area Bathroom Stall in Wake of Semi-Formal

School To Fund Multimillion Dollar Cleanup of Area Bathroom Stall in Wake of Semi-Formal

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School officials announced on Monday that the college will be investing over thirty million dollars for the cleanup and subsequent renovation of the 2nd Watts men’s bathroom, following a devastating annihilation of the middle stall and left sink in the after hours of Connor Eating House’s annual spring semi-formal. InRead More

New Dating Craze: Slipping Into DMs Via Google Docs Invitation To Edit

New Dating Craze: Slipping Into DMs Via Google Docs Invitation To Edit

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First it was eHarmony, then Bumble, then Farmersonly@farmersonly.org, then Tinder, and now, the latest dating craze amongst students–slipping into those phat DMs via a Google Doc invitation to edit. Students have swapped the awkward social media direct messages of yore for the more refined, more socially fluid courtship process ofRead More

Election Results Strongly Correlated to Poster Quality

Election Results Strongly Correlated to Poster Quality

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The recently concluded SGA elections included a diverse pool of candidates vying for the hearts of their constituents. While many in the running prided themselves on the intellectual mastery of their personal statements buried deep within in the school-wide email, the war was truly won in dormitory halls based onRead More

Living Davidson: Frat Bro Vapes Because Father Missed That One Baseball Game In Sixth Grade

Living Davidson: Frat Bro Vapes Because Father Missed That One Baseball Game In Sixth Grade

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Junior Chadwick Everclear was seen performing his newest artistic installment of “smoke circle vape tricks” last weekend at Ryburn to the delight of his fellow SAE brothers, Todd and Preston. The Davidsonian staff sat down last Saturday on the sticky, beer stained concrete floor of F to ask Everclear whereRead More

Financial Update: Students Continue to Innovate with Dining Dollars Cryptocurrency

Financial Update: Students Continue to Innovate with Dining Dollars Cryptocurrency

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Two weeks ago, The Yowl released a story about a rogue financial visionary seen in Nummit rambling about a new dining dollars cryptocurrency. While the entrepreneur’s ideas seemed, “really f*cking sketch,” to many students at the time, it appears that in recent weeks a growing number of people have latchedRead More