The Yowl

Tenders Manufactures Controversy to Fuel More Talk-Backs Sponsored By Tenders

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Following a month-long investigation, The Yowl has discovered evidence of a conspiracy infiltrating the highest levels of the Davidson administration. Tenders, the popular Cornelius fried-chicken restaurant, has worked over the course of several years to incite a litany of controversies and communal debates at Davidson, boosting their sales through school-sponsoredRead More

Santa Lobbies for Trans-Pacific Partnership To Aid in Annual Transport of Presents

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The ever-rising human population is causing problems for nearly every international industry, but one long-standing business tycoon is making clear efforts to combat the issue. Sources close to officials high up within the ranks of the Trans-Pacific Partner- ship (TPP) have leaked some big news: Santa Claus is coming toRead More

Honor Council Performs Sting Operation on Potential Chicken Tender Thieves

Honor Council Performs Sting Operation on Potential Chicken Tender Thieves

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While the exact details of the operation were supposed to be kept under wraps, a recent leak on Yik Yak revealed the lengths that the Honor Council is willing to go to catch potential violators of the Honor Code. This controversial operation was performed by the Davidson College Honor CouncilRead More

RLO Adds New Predictor To First Year Roommate Questionnaire

RLO Adds New Predictor To First Year Roommate Questionnaire

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All first-years know they have to take the Myers-Briggs test to pair them with their optimal freshman roommate. Often considered the E-Harmony of friendship finding, the standard questions asked revolve around sleeping habits, music tastes, and cleanliness. However, there has recently been a drop in the rate of freshmen choosingRead More

Student Spreading Hate on Yik Yak Really Just Hates Self

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DAVIDSON, N.C.— This morning Brandon Borstein woke up on the right side of the bed—for the first time in his life. Or at least that’s how he phrased it in a recent roundtable discussion designed to raise awareness of digital harassment on campus. “I was part of the problem,” saidRead More