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Breaking: MBTI Matches  Reveal Freshmen Don’t Hate Their Roommates, They Just Hate  Themselves

Breaking: MBTI Matches Reveal Freshmen Don’t Hate Their Roommates, They Just Hate Themselves

DAVIDSON COLLEGE — In a school defined by its insecure student body, recent freshman reports have stated that the number one cause for roommate animosity is in fact self-hatred. Stacy Lawson ‘22, Joel McKnight ‘22 and Amber Hurts ‘22 were among the first to come forward to The Yowl toRead More

Tragic: Abroad Junior Having Time of Life Will Be Living in Akers Maintenance Closet in Four Months

LONDON — Having the absolute time of her life while spending a semester abroad in the UK studying the history, art, and culture of the country, Jessica Moore ’20 is reportedly completely unaware of the fact that she will be living in a five cubic-meter maintenance closet in Akers HallRead More

Local Scholar Stuns Rest of Class with Textually-Supported Discussion

CHAMBERS 5046 — According to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation, a Davidson student has reportedly “wowed” his philosophy class with his stunning use of a textually-supported discussion point.  The astonishing event occurred last Monday in PHI 169 when current freshman Marcus Chimer humbly thrust his hand into theRead More

Quillen Pens Urgent Freshman Plague Notice to Student Body, Advises Extreme Caution in Dire State of Emergency

Quillen Pens Urgent Freshman Plague Notice to Student Body, Advises Extreme Caution in Dire State of Emergency

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The following email was sent from Davidson College President Carol Quillen to all students, faculty, and staff late Tuesday evening in regards to the ever-worsening First Year Plague. The message is presented here in its entirety.  Dear Davidson students, faculty, staff, and virus carriers, You likely are by now awareRead More

Innovative BIO 114 Class Observes and Researches Freshmen Packs for Lab

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CRAIG E. WALL BUILDING — In a major curriculum change this fall, Davidson’s Integrated Concepts in Biology II class is shifting its research focus toward litters of freshmen students instead of the laboratory rats traditionally analyzed in the course. The class offers a unique opportunity to study the life, development,Read More