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Paranormal Rat-tivity: Religion Department to Recruit Exorcists for Haunted Rat Lab

Paranormal Rat-tivity: Religion Department to Recruit Exorcists for Haunted Rat Lab

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  One of Davidson’s two neuroscience rat labs reports that incidents of “supernatural rodent activity” have been increasing since the beginning of the semester. In response to the persistence of this paranormal activity, the Religion department has offered to sponsor an animal exorcist to work with the lab and helpRead More

How to Become a Second Tier- Campus Celebrity

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So you want to be famous, but you’re not a star athlete or a PCC Organization President? We at The Yowl have you covered, with our handy-dandy guide to becoming a second-tier campus celebrity. So what if you can’t shotgun a beer in 1.2 seconds flat? While the alcohol jocksRead More

School to Offer “Nomadic Mobile Living Experience” in Anticipation of Housing Shortage

School to Offer “Nomadic Mobile Living Experience” in Anticipation of Housing Shortage

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Davidson College officials recently acknowledged growing concerns about housing given the steadily increasing size of the school’s student body and have unveiled an innovative new residence life policy. Admitting that the compounding increases in class sizes will lead to an inevitable housing shortage once rising juniors return from abroad nextRead More

Math Major, Geometry Addict Seen Printing Pictures of “Cubes” By Horrified Tour Group

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Monday morning, a math major who will remain anonymous was seen printing out pictures of various lewd images of cubes to the horror of a passing tour group of prospective students. “At first I couldn’t be sure what he was looking at, but sure enough, there was this cring-y littleRead More

90s Kids Rejoice! Union Board Announces Sebastian the Crab as Spring Concert Headliner

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Following increased student body pressure, Union Board has finally announced that the headliner of the 2018 Annual Spring Concert is none other than beloved reggae superstar Sebastian the Crab. “The interest survey we sent out last month yielded the usual completely unreasonable suggestions, you know, The Cantina Band, The SoggyRead More