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Office Hours Best Way To Practice Eye Contact For Dates, Report Shows

Office Hours Best Way To Practice Eye Contact For Dates, Report Shows

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A new report from the Office of Basic Social Skills Students Should, Like, For SURE Already Have (OBSSSSLFSAH) shows strongly that students who struggle to make eye contact on dates can best fix that skill by going to professor’s office hours. “Honestly, for most people, your mom yells at youRead More

Self-Identifying Marxists Migrate to Main Street Summit in Effort to Avoid Influx of “Proletariat”

Self-Identifying Marxists Migrate to Main Street Summit in Effort to Avoid Influx of “Proletariat”

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Jeffrey Bloomington admitted to The Davidsonian staff that despite his exclusive reading of Russian literature and a cultivated “working class aesthetic,” the recent influx of “normies” into on campus Nummit has resulted in a decision to relocate to mainstreet summit. “Listen. I’m all for the proletariat. I consider myself aRead More

Study: Students Who Frequent Union Top Floor “Just Better” Than You

Study: Students Who Frequent Union Top Floor “Just Better” Than You

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In an annual report released by the President’s Office on Monday, researchers discovered that, for the fourth straight year, students who spend a lot of time on the top floor of the Alvarez College Union are objectively better people than you, as well as everyone else on campus. Despite topRead More

Upcoming Black Mirror Episode to Explore Social Implications of Davidson’s Eating House Algorithm

Upcoming Black Mirror Episode to Explore Social Implications of Davidson’s Eating House Algorithm

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Davidson College’s annual self selection festivities are a beloved, time-honored tradition marked by pure happiness, female empowerment, and forced consumption, only if you want to. Many students take for granted, however, the catalyst behind this annual day of elation. The nebulous computer program said to have the power to sortRead More

It Happened to Me: My Ex Crawled Up My Vagina And I Forgot He Was There

It Happened to Me: My Ex Crawled Up My Vagina And I Forgot He Was There

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Despite leaps and bounds our society has made to bridge the gender gap, some key issues pervade. While there are many important subjects deserving of extensive coverage in the Yowl, I’d like to talk about one in particular: vaginaphobia. Whether we realize it or not, we’ve seen this phenomenon manifestRead More