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Creepy, Overbearing Hall Counselor Puts Elf on the Shelf in Residents’ Rooms

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BELK — Describing her most recent stunt as “way over the line” and “low-key super creepy,” residents of 2nd Belk expressed unease with sophomore hall counselor Sarah Evans’ insistence on placing an Elf on the Shelf in each of their rooms. Evans, who consistently refers to the residents of 2ndRead More

10 Things on Campus You Can Pretend Are Holiday Themed

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Feeling guilty about not decorating your dorm room? Facing constant badgering from your mom about how you aren’t as cheery at Christmas time as you use to be? Just need some minimal uplifting about the impending doom that your GPA is facing? Here is a list of 10 things onRead More

Scholastic Spotlight: First Year Rushee to Examine What the Move is Tonight for WRI 101 Final Paper

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CHAMBERS 1234 — Describing the subject matter of his study as “groundbreaking, potentially historic, and previously unexplored in academia,” first-year student Brett Murray ‘22 explained to his Writing 101 classmates on Monday that his final paper would investigate the timeless question that has eluded the world’s greatest social scientists forRead More

Outlook Alignment Chart

Outlook Alignment Chart

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Disclaimer: The Yowl is not attempting to usurp the meme page by producing this graphic. Without giving ourselves too much credit, one of our editors birthed the meme page as his brain child into the Davidson social sphere like the altruistic comedy god he is (EJ we miss you whereRead More

Student Health Center to launch rehabilitation program for users of “Lo-Fi Beats”

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DAVIDSON, NC —According to a recent report published by the Center for Disease Control, college students throughout the nation have been experimenting with a potent new category of drugs known as “Lo-fi Beats.” Known by such names as “Chillhop,” “Jazzy Beats,” or just “Lo-Fi,” this drug is reported to causeRead More