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Salem News Student-Athlete Nominee Dylan Mann, Masconomet Regional High School. Mann, a two-sport standout for the Chieftans (Football and Lacrosse), who's favorite subject is Science, also is a member of the SERT program at Masconomet. He will take the second half of a certification test later this spring, while also playing midfield in lacrosse. Mann was named to the Super 26 Team for the State of Massachusetts and CAL MVP in his senior football season. David Le/Salem News

Student-Athletes to Form Labor Union, Demand Compensation for Big-Little Deliveries

BAKER SPORTS COMPLEX BASEMENT – On Monday, March 19th The Yowl was given exclusive press access to a meeting held in the basement of the Baker Sports Complex. Davidson student-athletes have formed a union to establish a set cross-sport rate for big-little deliveries. Track star, Mark Peterson ‘20, took chargeRead More

BREAKING: Numerous High-Profile Actors from Classic 80s and 90s Sitcoms Applied to Become “Davidson Game Changers” over the Past Decade

The college admissions scandal that has sent shockwaves throughout the country, while certainly wide in its scope, was believed to be confined to only a few postsecondary institutions around the country––that is, until now. A recent investigation by The Yowl reveals that several high-profile actors and actresses from iconic 1980sRead More

Edgy Professor Decides to Spice Things Up a Bit, Drops Swear Word During Lecture

CHAMBERS 2054 –– Observing a recent spike in the number of unexcused absences and a general trend of student sluggishness as the semester moves into its latter stages, Dr. John Keating of the History Department, in what many are calling a brazen breach of basic pedagogical decency, made the boldRead More

Area Man Discovers Sum Total of Lost Human Knowledge in Base Libs

Area Man Discovers Sum Total of Lost Human Knowledge in Base Libs

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Sitting on a bed in the Health Center there is a shell that used to be a man. His name is Mike Calverton ‘20 and he has been here for four days. With special permission, The Yowl has been allowed to hear his story.  “I’d never been to base libsRead More

College Facing Banana Shortage Following Success of Davidson Banana Cam Account

College Facing Banana Shortage Following Success of Davidson Banana Cam Account

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KNOBLOCH CAMPUS CENTER –– ”It’s frickin’ anarchy, man,” exclaimed Davis Cafe employee Don McAvoy. “I’ve never seen such a spike in demand like this, not once in all my years here.” McAvoy, who has worked in the Davis Cafe for over a decade, has been busier than usual over theRead More