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The Dying Davidson: An Obituary of The Life and Times of Sophie Rae McHugh Lebar

The Dying Davidson: An Obituary of The Life and Times of Sophie Rae McHugh Lebar

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Sophie Rae McHugh LeBar, leader of Oops! Improv Comedy Troupe, thespian, and primary Yowl editor, died (spiritually) this Frolics weekend from the little known condition known as Inflammatory Personality Attention-seeking Disorder (IPAD). This Frolics weekend, McHugh’s disease resulted in her vicious death as she danced unabashedly to All Star’s “Smash Mouth” on the porch of FIJI,Read More

Campus Extracurricular to Thrive Despite Graduating Leader’s Delusions and Worries

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Despite circulating rumors that a certain extracurricular activity group would struggle to thrive following the graduation of its longtime leader, Selvin Dulgent ‘18, preliminary reports show that the organization is expected to perform just fine in the coming months and years. “We’ve used reliable techniques to project the future trajectory of the club, surveying current members, gauging generalRead More

Werewolves’ Bi-Annual Emergence from Base Libs Reported around 4:02:07 A.M. EST

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Reported sightings of delirious students-turned-werewolves emerging from Base Libs are under investigation by the Town of Davidson police. Town officials say that the unbearable pressures of final exams, coupled with the toxic and oxygen-deprived environment of Base Libs, have triggered staggering chemical imbalances in the student body. Recent findings by local forensics experts includeRead More

Honor Council to Bring Back Draconian Dungeons, Devices of Torture

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In a radical and shocking move, the Honor Council has resurrected long-forgotten judiciary practices of the Inquisition Era for the upcoming spring finals  season. The changes are expected to greatly speed up the trial process and prevent excessive time and energy lost for its members. Honor Council trials have beenRead More

Five Ways to Avoid Your Tinder Match’s Line of Sight While Walking to Your Table in Commons

Five Ways to Avoid Your Tinder Match’s Line of Sight While Walking to Your Table in Commons

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You’re leaving the Commons grill station with your chicken tenders lying plateless on your tray next to your caramel-brownie-triple-raspberry-cheesecake scoopie (you need something to fill the void left by your dry sex life). You see the Tinder match that your thirsty ass swiped on Sunday at three in the morning.Read More