When the Moon doth shine in the Westward Sky, When the Students of the Night doth sound the bloodlet Cry The Sea shall Rise, and the Land shall Crake Orange Devils shall rule, and The Armfield shall quake, The Union shall split, and YAF shall take Over the World. WhenRead More

UNION – Programmed to swipe cat cards, kindly ask how your day is, and inform you that you still have a dollar left, these state-of-the-art AI workers have been heralded as, “the future of automation at Davidson.” They might even tell a witty joke once in awhile via a processRead More

BELOVED UNION STATION – Early last Wednesday morning, a longtime resident of the beloved Union Station was quietly delivered a notice of eviction. Doug Mould, a soggy pimento cheese sandwich and local volunteer, is only the most recent in a series of displacements following the recently announced closing of theRead More

F DUMPSTERS – In an effort to provide alternative dining options to students in the wake of the beloved Union Station’s closing, Davidson Dining Services has announced an exciting new replacement: digging through the f*cking trash for scraps like a f*cking animal. “We’re really excited about this new resource,” statedRead More